[The following endorsement and liner notes were written under extreme duress. I have no idea who these people are. Believe me.]

Hi, consumers! DAC Crowell, internationally-noted composer and used fiberglass insulation tycoon here to tell you all about "楽しいショッピング体験"...a scintillating new release by Hamamatsu's anti-instrumentalist duo ビコジン協会. It's all about a trip to the mall, things you should do while there (eg: checking out the latest styles and trends), and things you shouldn't (eg: psychedelics, especially in combination with Robitussin, Adderall, freon, and Tide Pods).

Dieter Zzz, head of Nord-Rhein/Westphalia's most exclusive a e s t h e t i c music label DUMPSTERTON, says of "楽しいショッピング体験" that "this will be Vaporwave's finest foray into the marketing event horizon of concept albums!" Reached during a four-day romantic liason with a soft-serv machine in Wuppertal, he had this to say about the making of "楽しいショッピング体験":

"So...ah, yeah...it's really fucked up. We sent our engineers over to Hamamatsu, where ビコジン協会 was recording in an actual, physical, artisanally-crafted K-hole. Amazing, really...but normal microphones wouldn't work under those conditions at all, so they had to transcribe the whole album by hand and then Telex it back to DUMPSTERTON in several thousand discrete transmissions. It took months of piecing this whole pile of shit together, but the results were worth the effort!"

What "Dark Side of the Moon" was for weed in the 20th Century, here's hoping that "楽しいショッピング体験" will be for untested Chinese-made synthetic tryptamine analogues in the 21st! And just remember, ビコジン協会 and DUMPSTERTON GmbH (or its agents thereof)will accept no responsibility for harm, physical or mental, resulting from the use of, or inability to use, this product.